stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

  • Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
  • Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

castielcampbell:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to think I wasn’t a people person. But working in retail has taught me that I love meeting and talking to people.

It’s the assholes that ruin it for me.

(Source: cady94)

panicatthedisco:

7/23 - Indianapolis, IN @ Farm Bureau Insurance Lawn at White River State Park
photo by Hoeg

panicatthedisco:

7/23 - Indianapolis, IN @ Farm Bureau Insurance Lawn at White River State Park

photo by Hoeg

jaclcfrost:

if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like

  • my height
  • my voice
  • exactly how annoying i can be

releasethedoves:

infinity on high clear splatter vinyl // 2,500 copies

consultingangel-of-the-timelord:

#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action

(Source: mccoyly)

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown