Turtle Reading

"You can't go back and you can't catch up."

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

image

(via caricaturecuts)

woodmeat:

woodmeat:

steveaokiofficial:

whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

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creampieguy99

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

(Source: swordweedonline, via urban-nightmares)

okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

(via ryodacop)

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

(via kitoridragoness)

internaljohnologue:

naruchigotsu:

Cosplay Done Right

SO THE MARGE SELMA AND PATTY ARE MY FRIENDS I WAS LITERALLY BEHIND THE GUY WHO TOOK THE PHOTO

(via castielssecurityblanket)

fionagoddess:

Sarah Paulson as Bette and Dot Tattler.

(via calibansdream)

mangacartaholygrail:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

(via colorblind-travesty)